This is what happens when you turn old at work…
Your co-workers carve a pumpkin barfing at you, trash your cubical with cheap beer, throw a party without the actual birthday girl/boy, and turn the cubical into a spaceship wrapped in foil.
Just kidding, this is really all out of love and thoughtfulness! Can’t you tell?!
Happy Birthday Robert – Hope you felt all the HR love!
P.S. Isn’t the cake amazing??? My co-worker made it!